So, I was gonna post something to Ellen DeGeneres, but then this happened. I was gonna reflect on my past. I had posted a lot on someone's Facebook. HEY I DON'T FEEL LIKE TYPING. DID YOU DO THAT ELLEN? SOMEONE *BEEP* MY DAD. I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT THIS. STOP! WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM? YOU A PIECE OF SHIT?